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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

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sublimemichael:

Couch kitten

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actegratuit:

 Januz Miralles on tumblr

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queermobile:

queermobile:

touch log

wonder what log this baby is touching right now 

(Source: bonjourlabeau, via indors)

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roachpatrol:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

i need a friend to have a cool handshake dance with immediately

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meglyman:

source: Laura Birenbaum

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

(Source: wingsofbadass, via wrenspaperwings)

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everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via thesunmaid)

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retrograde-tyrant:

Stuck in a daze and I’ve lost my mind
I don’t wanna stay
Where the blame’s all mine.

Since you left me, babe,
It’s been a long way down
Yeah, you left me, babe
It’s been a long way down.

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runrabbitjunk:

the eggs have hatched!

(Source: soutki, via causeallidoisdance)

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