"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
wonder what log this baby is touching right now
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
i need a friend to have a cool handshake dance with immediately
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
ARE YOU SERIOUS