making fun of body hair is mean and rude and cruel and you shouldn’t do it. people don’t voluntarily choose to have body hair, and if they choose to keep it its their fucking decision and it shouldn’t be ridiculed just because this culture’s weirdly obsessed with hairlessness there’s nothing wrong with hair it’s just hair stop making people feel bad for having it that’s awful
Was instructed to make this cake for a customer at DQ the other day..
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
CG: STRIDER, IF YOU PUT THIS IN THE YEARBOOK I WILL LITERALLY ROCKET INTO THE STRATOSPHERE AND SPACE HAUNT YOUR BUTT CORPSE FOR NO LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND OF YOUR PUNY HUMAN EARTH YEARS.
TC: MaKe SuRe AnD gEt My GoOd SiDe ThIs TiMe, BrO.
Cementing some Humanstuck headcanons. Short!Kat suddenly remembers why he never walks to school with Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dork; personal space invaders extraordinaire.
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists